Paris Hilton

if you do the crime...
...do the time...
on talk shows

oh the horror!
how on earth did she survive such hellish conditions?!
how on earth could she have been jailed in the first place?!

i wonder, now she has served time for drunk driving, if she will be granted a working visa in australia

can someone please explain to me how ignorance and stupidity became a fashion accessory

i wonder if it is indeed possible to justify the injustifiable...